Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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