STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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