i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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