Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.