And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with