i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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