MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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