I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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