so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Found the puke drawer
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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