its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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