living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
