Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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