I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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