She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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