Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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