why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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