shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
