is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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