Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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