ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero