I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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