Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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