And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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