id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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