"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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