My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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