Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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