Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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