my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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