I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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