so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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