Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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