how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
