I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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