yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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