Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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