I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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