it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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