Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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