It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
