I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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