just come out here and I will go home with you...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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