for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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