Sponge bath it is.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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