Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She announced her abortion via fbk
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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