awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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