R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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