I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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