There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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