Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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