i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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