i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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