Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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