Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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