return my video game
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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